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Mervin22
6
pizza solves ALL problems.
UpsidedownKayak
9
OP, he delivers pizza to you, I don't know how often, but he does. He knows you always order a single pizza and that there is no one there with you. Sorry, but you aren't fooling him but you might get him inside to deliver his tip. Does this sound like the beginning of a **** movie to anyone else?
Trueeeee
0
I feel bad for u FYL
Depends if you tip in singles.
lol @ 13 I was just thinking that this is the beginning scene of a porno. Shirtless guy with mustache delivers pizza to the town ****, town **** opens the pizza box and finds a "dick in a box" , justin timberlake's song starts playing in the background and PRESTO porno.
Hidan_fml
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Hahahaha, nice one, 21 and 13.
knibbsy
4
21, they do have movies like that. Look up the "Big Sausage Pizza" collection.
wow you really know your stuff on **** movies.....:/
YDI for normally sitting around looking like shit. The pizza deliverer is worthy of you making an effort but you're not? Maybe if you took better care of yourself regularly you'd be inspired to go out and have a real life.
InnocentLies
0
Harsh but I agree. XP
It does sound a little harsh on the re-read. I tapped that out pre-cocktail.
You're lucky. My pizza guy probably thinks I'm a loser
When your trying to impress a PIZZA DELIVERY BOY you know you are a complete failure
youre dressing up so the pizza boy thinks youre going out but youre getting pizza delivered at HOME which means youre staying in right? nice contradiction
azhein
0
she said she did so it looked like she had a life. she could be getting home from doing something.
vanilla2u
5
Don't lie you know you wanted some...xD
Hidan_fml
0
He wouldn't care, and plus, you'll probably never see him again, so you could look like shit and nothing would change. :D
emilyxorawr
3
the pizza guy? really? that is really sad FYL.
#26 YOUR HOT. hehe FYL.
I wish girls seduced me when I deliver them cholesterol
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Why would he care?
OP, he delivers pizza to you, I don't know how often, but he does. He knows you always order a single pizza and that there is no one there with you. Sorry, but you aren't fooling him but you might get him inside to deliver his tip. Does this sound like the beginning of a **** movie to anyone else?