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By LizardLover - 25/02/2016 15:07 - United States - La Jolla
Today, I took my lizard to the vet after hours of agonizing labor. I basically paid him to tell me that reptiles lay eggs and that the baby lizard leg I'd been tugging on was a schlong. FML