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By anonyme - / Sunday 21 June 2009 02:00 / United States
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By  ohhhhshizzz  |  0

Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the orgasm. Good thing she was blunt

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  FarSide  |  22

You are probably a liar.

No man with self respect would admit he is a sorry-ass lover. That is not an FML. That is an FMLBIAASALWCFWAD (Fu*k my life because I am a sorry ass lover who can't fu*k worth a damn).

Even dogs can fu*k decently. But not you.... or you are just a proud stupid liar.

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  myfishisBOBA  |  0

Most girls don't like their first time because they usually do it with a guy without experience and his first instinct is to just shove his just junk in her ASAP. But you weren't a virgin so you SHOULD know what you were doing (assuming cause you were so disappointed). Lonnggg foreplay? Lube? Come on mannn get with it. Make her want it first!!! :D

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  ponu  |  0

For many girls, losing your virginity seriously feels like getting stabbed in the vagina (that thin layer of skin is RIPPED apart). I wanted to punch my boyfriend after our first time because it hurt so much. With practice and some finger/tongue dexterity on your part, it will get better for her. Much, much, better. :D

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  Enzane12  |  0

haha obviously she was disappointed in ur so called "skillz". i think if she got it from someone who knew what a clit was she coulda been more, i dont know , EXCITED! u freaking got dissed by a virgin, practice, practice, practice. make sher u dont screw up another virgin because shes disappointed with sex. GL my friend
XD


p.s. CLIT CLIT CLIT!!!!!!!!!!

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  dawny1090  |  0

lol
I'm sorry for you >.> But most the time it sucks for a girl her first time anyway. For the most part it ends up hurting or something too. But eh, step up your game, man!

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  dawny1090  |  0

lol My first time didn't hurt. You're nuts :) And I feel bad for any guy who has to listen to you saying that during. . . I'm sure it will go down and you will need to stop :P
Don't be a mood killer. .

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  misslady3  |  0

how did your first time not hurt are you crazy???? my first time i was practically crying hahaha and my boyfriend was like "ummmm should i keep going?" hahaha

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  22cute  |  17

Even the first time with a new BF is usually lame. It takes time & patience for a man to learn to please you right.
Every woman likes it differently.
But, yeah, I remember thinking the same thing my first time, "is that it? That sucks!"

By  ohhhhshizzz  |  0

Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the orgasm. Good thing she was blunt

By  xanth  |  0

Don't take it too personally, lots of people don't get much out of it the first time. Sounds to me like you could have spent more time warming her up though.

By  shytooth  |  0

Aww, don't worry about it, because sex wont be like that normally. For a girl the first time can be painful. Also there are other factors, like how built up sex is in the media [making it seem so much bigger and more amazing than it is] and the fact that you are both [I'm assuming this on your part] pretty inexperienced. It will get better :]

By  onigiriqueen  |  0

She's an idiot if she thinks that her first time is what it's always like.

Maybe you should find a girlfriend with a brain?

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  ohhhhshizzz  |  0

It's her first time you jackass how is she supposed to know. Not everyone knows that sex is always different, and if she only has sex with him and he stays inexperienced also it will be the same.

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  onigiriqueen  |  0

NORMAL PEOPLE KNOW THAT SEX HURTS THE FIRST TIME!

I'm not the smartest person on the planet, but SERIOUSLY!

He never said that she thought sex was terrible, but really. If you're smart enough to figure out how to have sex, you should be smart enough to know that sex gets better with time.

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  frugurka  |  2

To #40, #21 and all the others who says that the first time for girls always "hurts like hell" and isnt enjoyable at all. Well it doesn't hurt for all girls. Didn't hurt at all my first time and it was enjoyable, not the best sex i've had but i've had worse than my first time. But i was so turned on and i guess thats the problem with most girls their first time. They are too tense and are probably having sex for the wrong reasons...

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  onigiriqueen  |  0

I never said that MY first time hurt. My husband (BF at the time) knew what the hell he was doing. I knew that for most girls, breaking a labia did hurt, and I expected it to hurt, but it never did for me.

But the majority of girls who have their first times do it with inexperienced boys.

So, for the majority of women, it does hurt for the first time, and it should be expected.

If it comes as a surprise to you that it would hurt, then seriously... the fuck?!

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for some girls having sex for the first time is fine, but more often it is painful or at least a bit uncomfortable, and that doesn't necessarily mean that the boy doesn't know what he's doing or that they are having sex for the wrong reasons, it's totally normal and very common. you don't have to be a genius to work out that a lot of the time erect penises are bigger than a virgin's vagina or that if the hymen is still intact then it might be a little painful to break it.

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  fermata  |  0

Um, my bf was very experienced when he took my virginity, and it still hurt like hell. My best friend, on the other hand, had her first time with a virgin, and it didn't hurt at all. How much first time hurts really varies greatly from woman to woman because everyone's body is built differently, although the lover's expertise definitely has something to do with it.
To OP: don't worry, first time usually isn't that great for the woman no matter how good a lover the man is. Keep working at it and it will get great in no time.

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  great_lawl  |  0

you do not "break a labia"
you break a hymen
the labia is the outside skin, but nice try
looks like you don't even know what you're talking about
get some sex ed before posting stupid shit on here

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  fantasma  |  1

if it took brains to have sex ... well just go watch idiocracy. :P ...and really the misconceptions and confusion is exactly what being inexperienced is all about. I thought much the same my first time and though I wasnt mean enough to say so it was a long time before I learned the ropes!

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  kira_999  |  0

Actually it doesn't always. SERIOUSLY!

A fact:
The more turned on the woman is, the less it's going to hurt, for obvious reasons.
DON'T FOCUS ON THE "SEX"
FOCUS ON FOREPLAY AND JUST OVERALL EVERYTHING!
get her really turned on, and it's not going to hurt.
I mean if she's just going to lay there...then duh she'll just be like what was that? So you have to get her turned on.

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  ponu  |  0

Some girls already have that membrane stretched or even popped by using tampons, pap. exams, etc. before their first time. Being dry or tense obviously won't feel good, but if that membrane is pierced, no matter how much lube, that dick will feel like a freaking switchblade.

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