By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 September 2013 17:32 / Canada
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Or just perform a mercy killing upon your father. that will solve everything. And you might get a little insurance money out of it.


Every abusive household starts that way. First it's the microwave. Then one day the stove is gone. Next the toaster is found smashed to bits in the front lawn. Oh the machines that have suffered.


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Your dad is dumb. He can't kill the microwave; he has to get the fridge to do it. The fridge's a big guy.

Dad: And fuck you, toaster, for getting crumbs all over my counter! Fuck you! Girlfriend: Uh... Dad: Stove, you overcooked my eggs, you bastard! Girlfriend: I'm outta here.

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