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By jughead18 - 29/03/2016 16:30 - United States - Houston
Today, I took my gf to the ranch I work at. While driving down a road I saw a turtle trying to cross to a pond. I picked him up to bring him to the water, and the thing took a massive leak, all over me. Not only was I forced to let my gf drive, she informed me of no sex for at least a month. FML