By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 14:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 060
You deserved it 3 113

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

The funny thing is that the OP's daughter is 28.

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And don't forget to suck that ch- I mean watch that Sean Connery film!

kman8599 8

Explain to the lemur that posturing in such a way to reveal its netherregions is not appropriate when there are children around. Explain to your daughter that, despite being a total **** of a monkey, calling it names is inappropriate, without placing a one in it's furry little gstring first.

That's some messed up monkey business.

Dearest Noor and Pleo, not much can keep me calm when it cums to strip clubs, especially when there's a naughty nun in the mix. Those Sean Connery films can wait until after dinner!

Why the heck would you want one of those?

misslauraselina 8

What, a monkey c*nt? Idk some people are in to weird shit

Tell her she won't be getting any sweets for a month if she continues. Problem solved!

I am OP's daughter according to Perdix

just tell your child the monkey **** hear her

I hope you took her home from the zoo. She misbehaves, she doesn't get to have fun.