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I agree. I often mistake reaching for things as a handshake or saying hello to a customer when they say it, and they happen to be speaking to someone else.

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Force of habit can be a pain sometimes. It's like that Ellen DeGeneres joke, you got your car keys in one hand, and a banana peel in the other. So what do you do? You toss your keys in the trash and take the banana peel to the car.

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This may be completely wrong and way the fuck out there, but am I the only one who thinks 4's picture is of a seriously deformed dick with a face? I don't know why, or how, but that's the first thing I thought of..

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I might be wrong but I think that's Tobuscus from YouTube, he does small animated skits on his channel and I think that's him

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Maybe I'm being a little pedantic here, but stitches aren't sewing supplies, but results of sewing.

By  CDobs

When he handed you a clipboard with the paperwork on it, did you think he was just asking for your autograph?

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Seems to be the case whenever I get handed paperwork. Although the excitement of being asked for the ol' John Hancock is usually quelled when I realize it's yet another court summons.

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