FML : Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming...

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Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fcnk - / Thursday 18 June 2009 02:40 / United States

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By riii | 0

#316594 - Thursday 18 June 2009 9:35

Common sense should have been used here: Keep out of reach of children.

By kellster | 2

#316604 - Thursday 18 June 2009 9:37

That is so awful. Why the hell did you leave something that important where your five-year-old could get at it?? Why was she not informed that this was an absolutely hands-off item? Why was she beaming? There is so much wrong with this. Your poor, poor grandmother. :(

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By ToeJam | 0

#316593 - Thursday 18 June 2009 9:34

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ravinderkaler | 0

#317573 - Thursday 18 June 2009 18:05

shouldn't the OP raise his kids right in the first place?

hi5534 | 3

#319691 - Friday 19 June 2009 6:28

who in the hell play's with another person's ashes? your'e a creepy necropheliac.

Ventriloquisitor | 0

#323527 - Saturday 20 June 2009 13:37

#179, your grammar is atrocious, and your understanding of what "necrophilia" entails is sorely lacking.

TapeMan_3000 | 0

#920654 - Sunday 7 March 2010 5:40

ewwww that's really nasty and creepy at the same time

Unbannedban | 0

#1349269 - Saturday 4 September 2010 9:13

grandpa is fun to play with

bulldog0996 | 0

#3554438 - Monday 7 November 2011 16:24

Fun to play with. Not to eat

PhishloverA | 14

#5153982 - Friday 16 November 2012 6:21

You're 26 and you don't know what a necropohiliac is?

By riii | 0

#316594 - Thursday 18 June 2009 9:35

Common sense should have been used here: Keep out of reach of children.

UnderTheMoon | 0

#2592470 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:42

How about getting an actual babysitter? OP, YDI.

InstantRanbowMix | 0

#4225738 - Wednesday 28 March 2012 4:52

Grandpa always did have a way with kids.

anonymous100000 | 17

#6106776 - Saturday 1 November 2014 19:51

I agree. OP, you had major parenting fail. who leaves a 12 year old with a 5 year old? please don't reproduce anymore. YDI big time.

By shawnarawwwrr | 0

#316595 - Thursday 18 June 2009 9:35

that is fucking sick.
fail:(
second o_o

bmach | 0

#318003 - Thursday 18 June 2009 20:26

You forget that 5-year-olds can be pretty damn determined if they want to get at something. I know I sure as hell was at that age.

And who locks up the remains of one of their dead relatives? I doubt the OP expected her daughter to cover herself in the ashes of her dead grandfather.

By vandy_fml | 0

#316596 - Thursday 18 June 2009 9:35

that is absolutely terrible.

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#316597 - Thursday 18 June 2009 9:36

:O
OH MY GOD
D:

By AkeemKN | 1

#316600 - Thursday 18 June 2009 9:37

By eme102 | 0

#316601 - Thursday 18 June 2009 9:37

eww!

By kellster | 2

#316604 - Thursday 18 June 2009 9:37

nicolexsmile | 0

#317758 - Thursday 18 June 2009 19:34

hahahahahaha
i felt so bad for laughing at your comment but i couldnt help it
D:

inarticulate | 0

#318072 - Thursday 18 June 2009 20:48

Not gonna lie, I laughed as well.

haleykerr | 0

#2181109 - Monday 14 March 2011 18:17

straight up.

Sukismama | 2

#2609690 - Friday 3 June 2011 3:34

Agreed^^

By BlackxSwan | 0

#316615 - Thursday 18 June 2009 9:41

i'm honestly very sorry for your loss, but you shouldn't have left your kids home alone with something that important within the reach of a five year old.
sorry, hope you feel better