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By 6seven1 - 30/07/2017 02:26 - Guam - Barrigada
Today, I took a sip from a soda and set it down for five minutes to get a snack. It never left my sight when I returned. Later, I tipped the can for my final swig and felt something hit my lips. I poured out the last sip and found a (now dead) roach. It's been there through the entire can. FML
Mmmm... protein, Yum!