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By Nurse Wifey - 13/08/2016 15:50 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I took a shower with my husband. Not because we were being romantic, but because he threw out his back and couldn't wash himself. FML.

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Greycatsister 12

Sunday 14 August 2016 10:18

Good for you, Op, for supporting him through this. I'm sure he feels better knowing that you are there to help.

jamieblue6 16

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:56

I dunno, sounds pretty intimate to me!

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jamieblue6 16

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:56

I dunno, sounds pretty intimate to me!

Greycatsister 12

Sunday 14 August 2016 10:18

Good for you, Op, for supporting him through this. I'm sure he feels better knowing that you are there to help.

KaleTheVane 7

Sunday 14 August 2016 20:49

I don't know much about love but that seems like love to me.

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