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By damnittohellandback - 08/03/2016 17:42 - United States
Today, I told my wife that I knew she wasn't in love with me but at least she liked and respected me. She was quite for a bit before saying, "You're wrong." I was about to tell her I loved her too when she finished with, "I don't like you either." FML