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By  nooblper  |  21

Read the bible until you fall asleep from boredom.

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  MrSassypants  |  31

Nah, Jesus totally will help OP fall asleep. Jesus reads the best bed time stories. Though the only sort of bad thing is he keeps bragging about his dad in them.

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  BlondePsycho  |  43

Jesus only helps those who help themselves to ambien.

By  lulinator  |  38

The power of Christ

By  nooblper  |  21

Read the bible until you fall asleep from boredom.

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  slingerslasher  |  24

The bible can actually be very entertaining! Like that time when God sees some kids making fun of a prophet's baldness so he sends a bear out of the woods to kill them. That's like 40 kids, guys. Killed. What a riot!

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  SueAnn23  |  8

did anyone think that maybe she wanted him to read the bible instead of going to the doctor so that he can work out his sleeping issues with God first? just because she told him to read the bible doesn't mean she wanted him to use it to fall asleep at night... some people do believe in using the bible for medicine instead of doctors..

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  SueAnn23  |  8

That's okay if you think that, because I think otherwise. people are entitled they're own opinion. I just think its said that MOST of these people are bashing the bible and God. I pray yal find Jeebus.

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  tantanpanda  |  25

#112, with all due respect, you can't expect to be cured of AIDS by praying to god. Biology and science just doesn't work that way. Believe what you want to believe, but if you tear a tendon/ break a bone, see how far you'll get without a doctor.

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  MV3_Heat_Fan  |  13

103 people who believe in faith healing are the reason children suffer and die. I really hope they change that law to lock people up for harming children by refusing to take them to a doctor

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  Jmgonzo  |  10

Stop down voting this he's obviously just joking about the bible being boring

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This is great advice :D Though watching The Exorcist can cause up to 24 hours of sleeplessness through sheer terror; eventually that sleeplessness will catch up to OP and they'll sleep like a baby!

By  Gaernem  |  17

Nothing better to put you to sleep than reading about the promotion of rape and pillaging!

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  awesomeamandas  |  34

actually, 21 the bible does promote and condone slavery, rape, genocide, human sacrifice. it's not a matter of opinion. there are verses telling slave masters how to treat their slaves and for slaves to obey their masters. there are verses that says if a man were to rape a woman he must pay the father and he is then married to the woman he raped. what #10 said is true. luckily it's all a work of fiction, otherwise we'd have to worry.

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