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Well #52, lets be realistic here, if her vagina is the size of a bowling ball like you say then I would think that it should be no problem pushing a baby out.

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Haha don't worry you can wash that out with a little soap and warm water. What kinda response was that?! He might as well have said, "Don't worry I went through that too."

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This pun had such little relevence to the fml that I even double checked to make sure that this kid wasn't from Egypt. You're not the sharpest lightbulb in the crayon box are you?

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When her water breaks, you could count that as a river. Since he thinks it's just a phase, he'll have to rationalize the puddle as a newly formed body of water while his daughter gives birth.

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one involves pushing and squeezing and trying to find the right spot to push and squeeze harder eventually resulting in the gory bloody expulsion of the the inner package that has been growing over time possibly leaving the surrounding landscape of your body bruised and scarred and forever changed, the other is giving birth

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For those who don't know, she's referencing Homestuck, a web comic that OP is a fan of (twinArmageddons is Sollux's trolltag). Lusi are monstrous creatures vaguely similar to parents.

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