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Piss and ejaculate on him. Maybe shit on him too. All while he's asleep. It's like that quote from "The Untouchables": "They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue." You have to up the ante and show him that he should never mess with you again.

...and then the love of your life walked by and laughed? Honestly, there's not much FML in this FML. Just take a shower, jesus.

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Yeah, really! So go shower, and kick him where it hurts. Then he won't be pissing anywhere for a few days. ;)

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I doubt you'd be so chill if you just got pissed on. Stop trying to act tough on a website and show the guy some sympathy.

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I am sure every time you say piss off you expect them to piss on you. Asswipe... Wait, you're not going to wipe your ass on me are you? :o

...and then the love of your life walked by and laughed? Honestly, there's not much FML in this FML. Just take a shower, jesus.

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