FML : Today, I told my boyfriend "we need to talk". He said "i know". So we met after school, and he said he was ok with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't...

Today, I told my boyfriend "we need to talk". He said "i know". So we met after school, and he said he was ok with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By knee2tak - / Saturday 14 March 2009 09:46 / United States

Love

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By plethora | 3

#31312 - Saturday 14 March 2009 16:15

I'm pretty sure "we need to talk" is a universally recognised code for "I'm about to break up with you".

By urie | 0

#31310 - Saturday 14 March 2009 16:14

lol who says "we need to talk" before telling your bf that you want him to meet their parents? seriously.

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By urie | 0

#31310 - Saturday 14 March 2009 16:14

lol who says "we need to talk" before telling your bf that you want him to meet their parents? seriously.

zaveeshaveesh3 | 7

#3000320 - Saturday 30 July 2011 8:04

I used to say that to my girlfriend all the time and never to break up with her

sulitak | 26

#5529847 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:22

yeah. "we need to talk" means "I'm about to tell you something that will probably ruin our relationship or your view on me"
"I have something to tell you" means you have to tell them something.

By plethora | 3

#31312 - Saturday 14 March 2009 16:15

I'm pretty sure "we need to talk" is a universally recognised code for "I'm about to break up with you".

Chaosinferno | 4

#2694027 - Thursday 16 June 2011 15:43

yep

By bm_fml | 0

#31315 - Saturday 14 March 2009 16:16

yes... we need to talk is only used to break up. He knew that, now she knows that too. At least she learned something.

By adelaide_evening | 0

#31326 - Saturday 14 March 2009 16:20

Well, at least now you can tell people you were the one that broke up with him?

By HelloFlower | 0

#31328 - Saturday 14 March 2009 16:21

Good thing he went first!

TeeHee124 | 0

#1166599 - Saturday 31 July 2010 15:00

Agreed ^^^

By watchnlearn | 0

#31330 - Saturday 14 March 2009 16:21

well maybe he only said those things to defend himself, you never know...guys say a lot of stuff to keep their pride. you might be able to get him back?

daniisme | 0

#975046 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 6:45

exactly what i though

Mattixa | 0

#976503 - Thursday 8 April 2010 15:03

I agree with #6

By jennaleighhh | 0

#31336 - Saturday 14 March 2009 16:24

Ugh. That sucks. I feel for you =[

By pmole42088 | 0

#31339 - Saturday 14 March 2009 16:27

Or you could not be a conniving bitch like #6 cuz like everyone is saying the phrase is the universal brake up line, and not did she learn that, she also learned that he didnt like her so clearly she is better off.