By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
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mofran 0

make some dinner with fish eggs and say "damn got my eggs in the food AGAIN"

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shadow2903 11

Haha weird boyfriend...obviously doesn't know a ton about female anatomy...

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deadbabies 0

I used to have sex with fish, then I took an arrow in the knee

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BobsUrAunty 2

@42 Skyrim has nothing to do with this fml. Also, the joke is no longer funny.

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mintcar 9

Why is your boyfriend so ******* strange?!

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big_d_6975 0

lol your picture makes you look like a cross between a coked up snookie, and a drunk oompa loompa. rotflmao!!!! :P

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big_d_6975 0

strange is looking like snookie on coke, mixed with oompa loompa. wow, some people have huge balls!!

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RockstarRN 10

PLEASE don't let him REPRODUCE!!!!!!

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NoLongerExists 11

According to the FML, his chances of reproducing are very slim anyway.....

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IceTheYoungGun 4

having sex with a fish ? still don't see why girls find dumb attractive

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Poetaster 10

Perhaps a discussion with a Dr. would set his mind at ease and most of all educate this young man?

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topie_fml 6

Quick go get some tartar sauce.

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Nikelopez 11

I'll take his spot :D

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michellelynnae 0

Dump him. You don't need to give him an opportunity to pro-create.

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lightzonlycast 2

Make him earn them blood wings!

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Hanged_Man 3

Um...yeah. Ovulation is about as far from "blood wings" as you can get. Might want to pay attention in health class.

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p2theORTER 0

Ovulation is different from being on your period...

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