Work: Today, I told my boss I wasn't feeling well. Being aware I was... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:03 - United States - Chico

Today, I told my boss I wasn't feeling well. Being aware I was hospitalized not long ago, returning to work, being the go-to employee, and never requesting days off except for illness, my boss firstly wanted to know if I'd be able to regularly work again. It felt like she was guilt tripping me. FML

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