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I dream of the day when I'm asked to give a stool sample and I can present them with the chair leg I carved off especially for this moment.

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It would seem that the OP did not properly explain how the stool sample was to be acquired, man that would suck to clean up though.

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Seldom66 - Uh, no. As a surgeon I have no reason to ask patients for stool samples. Ever. If I need one, I go get it, if you catch my drift.

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I'm pretty sure you are going for a pun which shows you have no idea what stool is. If I'm wrong and this isn't an attempt to be funny then I feel sorry for you.

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Who says "that's a piss off"?! I know everyone says things like "you're pissing me off" etc but "a piss off"??

I dream of the day when I'm asked to give a stool sample and I can present them with the chair leg I carved off especially for this moment.

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Baustigt, I would go into that room and watch you do it, and applaud. Of course, the doctors probably wouldn't let me in. That's when I tell them I'm your great uncle Englebert. They always fall for that one.

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Well, that is one thing uncle Englebert did NOT know. However, the reactions on the doctors' faces will be even more priceless, so you'll still see me there...

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^ Okay, sarcasm fail. :p Seriously though? I'm betting the patient was senile. Seems more likely that than he's just that big of an asshole. That is rather disgusting, Op, hope it didn't completely ruin your day.

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Maybe he sincerely thought he was supposed to go there while you were gone. Or he's just an idiot looking for trouble. Either way, FYL.

I feel sorry for you op, I hope you didn't have to collect I hope he had the decency to collect it himself; but I highly doubt it, either way he was a bizarre man and I hope you do not have to deal with him in the future.

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