Money: Today, I threw an 'end of the year' pool party with my friends.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2016 04:05 - United States

Today, I threw an 'end of the year' pool party with my friends. I had my iPad in a waterproof case so I thought it would be cool to take underwater photos of us. All was going well until I took my iPad out to charge, because when I went back in the pool I forgot to close the charging port. FML

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peckerbeak22 14

Thursday 2 June 2016 13:41

YDI for not closing the charger port

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peckerbeak22 14

Thursday 2 June 2016 13:41

YDI for not closing the charger port

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