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By glasses are vital - 08/03/2016 06:14 - United States

Today, I thought once again how my (necessary for my eye condition) $500 glasses probably won't be paid for by my work. They get knocked off at least 3 times a week by my angry, dementia patients. They have gotten extremely loose & slide down my nose almost constantly. FML

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