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By ertyert101 - 11/02/2016 18:39 - United States - Amenia
Today, I thought my toenails had dried completely after painting them bright red, that is until I fell asleep on my new tan suede couch. I then managed to smear it all over trying to clean it up. The cushions don't flip over. FML