Kids: Today, I thought it would be fun to create a hogwarts acceptance... - FML

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By Cristoforo - 13/04/2016 17:45 - United States - Cromwell

Today, I thought it would be fun to create a hogwarts acceptance letter for an 11 year old that I babysit. He was so excited but when I later told him it was just for fun and he can always just read the books he stepped on my feet and said he'd tell his mom that I hit him when she's not around. FML

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