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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2014 15:38 - United States - Hightstown

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 16:58 - Germany

Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML

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Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:10

that must have been awkward :)

Feklfekl2222 32

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:11

I hope it wasn't sarcastic applause. If it was your parents are just mean.

Comments

SignUpisntcool 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:17

Congratulations! You've just been punked.

crimsonprodigy 15

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:18

How did your cat react!?

KiwiKitten 2

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:18

I sing to my kitty all the time, regardless of whether or not my family is home. They usually just stare at me awkwardly, but why not have some fun? :)

Darkruler 5

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:01

It's not unusual...

jerryk 2

Wednesday 7 March 2012 6:37

Pacifist, I'm not a war monger I just hate your point of view...

MissRoxiie 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:18

Im sure your cat think you have talent :)

lolfood 24

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:19

Half an hour singing to your cat?! Wow.

twilightluvr101 4

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:13

that's dedication right there!

MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:23

The dog enjoyed it!

twilightluvr101 4

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:14

it's a cat.....!

coried91 28

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:27

I think he was just trying to make a funny but failed. I could be wrong but it came across as that.

kelly97 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:24

I always double check I'm home alone before I start singing and dancing around my house. I was singing to my cat today and I think she liked it cuz when I started walking around she was following me and she never does that

RodderstheLegend 5

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:24

Singing to your cat...You need to get a manfriend, a women friend or...a *****.

Discombobulated9 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 2:22

Because singing to your cat is the first sign of sexual frustration?

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Wednesday 7 March 2012 2:23

Why is something innocent and fun like singing to your cat usually met by 'man you need some action, you sad lonely human being.' Going out and finding a fuckbuddy instead of indulging in hobbies to keep you pleasantly occupied is in fact what is sad and lonely.

DrMime 10

Wednesday 7 March 2012 17:15

Because it's strange to sing to your pussy, would a man ever talk to his testicles? Maybe a prep tall before the big game, but no, never like that.

arielzbkny 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:25

Wait you sang to it for a half hour? You must have no life...

Discombobulated9 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 2:24

Or he/she had no life for half an hour. I guess us mere mortals wouldn't know what it's like to have every five minutes of our lives filled with some sort of worthy activity, unlike yourself.