Intimacy: Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine...

By benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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By ItchItchBaby - 09/09/2017 13:00

Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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By sarahmaxine - 09/05/2015 04:10 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By hairy - 30/09/2013 21:59 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML

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By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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dramaelf 37

Tuesday 10 January 2017 16:26

Um, gross. And the head lice are gross too.

WinterChild 20

Tuesday 10 January 2017 17:32

Bet you didn't see it heading in that direction.

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dramaelf 37

Tuesday 10 January 2017 16:26

Um, gross. And the head lice are gross too.

WinterChild 20

Tuesday 10 January 2017 17:32

Bet you didn't see it heading in that direction.

Magnoxidans 19

Tuesday 10 January 2017 18:14

Better than crabs... I think?

almost_there44 26

Tuesday 10 January 2017 19:08

Well, you didn't specify what kind of head you wanted so it's not her fault. YDI.

Badgero 12

Tuesday 10 January 2017 20:14

Didn't see that coming.....

kaitlynjane 28

Tuesday 10 January 2017 22:22

Aww, how cute! Now you all can be best buds! What? Why are you acting so scared? C'mon! They don't bite! ........ Oh, wait.

Konarika 11

Tuesday 10 January 2017 23:15

"Little" head must be true.

maharb01 17

Wednesday 11 January 2017 0:16

Arkansas FTW!

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 11 January 2017 2:07

That's what you get for sleeping with your ex, next time she will give you crabs.

KIEdekka 14

Saturday 14 January 2017 0:33

<p>Bro, hat were you thinking?</p>

cuddlycactus 11

Thursday 16 March 2017 16:32

hat indeed

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