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By deadbunnies - / Friday 31 July 2009 22:46 / United States
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Ahah, reminds me of a friend of mine. On the day of our prom, she kept begging her boyfriend to kill her rabbit. Talk about a mood killer.

It probably does. See, the thing about FMLs is that the few that actually are real, we know absolutely nothing about what really happened. Maybe her boyfriend really is a jerk, but maybe she's a whiny little bitch who never has sex with him. Whenever I hear about a whole family ditching one kid and going on vacation, I wonder, "what made them do it?" Is he a drunk? Does he have horrible gas? Did he sleep with his sister's boyfriend? Did he call his aunt a fascist because sh

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It probably does. See, the thing about FMLs is that the few that actually are real, we know absolutely nothing about what really happened. Maybe her boyfriend really is a jerk, but maybe she's a whiny little bitch who never has sex with him. Whenever I hear about a whole family ditching one kid and going on vacation, I wonder, "what made them do it?" Is he a drunk? Does he have horrible gas? Did he sleep with his sister's boyfriend? Did he call his aunt a fascist because sh

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O.M.G. I don't think this site is appropriate for you. However, if you're just being a troll....then: obvious troll is not obvious (but obvious at the same time)

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#63, #79 Learn the original rules, newfags. Regardless, that would have cheered me up. I think you're just a whiny bitch. That is absolutely hilarious.

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its actually 1st rule: You do not talk about Fight Club. 2nd rule: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club. but all of this has nothing to do with the FML itself or the comment on which you posted this on

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Just to set this straight, obviously the rules apply to raids because you don't want them to know who's raiding. But you also don't want people to know about it because it will attract newfags like a lot of the people in here.

god damn! how does he even know that? =( i'd say your life is fucked because not only are you having a bad day, but your boyfriend is a serious weirdo.

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maybe it wasn't even him. maybe some random person he knows got a hold of his phone and texted you that. i hate it when people do that.-_-

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dude, mabye ti was just the first thing on his mind at the moment...though the shriek a bunny makes when it dies is awful,,, I've heard my retarded cat kill one before and it scarred me for life ( more like 2 minutes, but still you get the point)

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he's a wierdo cause he's seen a rabbit die? i've seen one shriek, it's awsome. it sounds like a 5-year-old girl screaming for her life

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That's actually a pretty commonly known fact. Anybody who lives by a large woods with rabbits have probably heard it.

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I watched that video. It was really sad. My dog heard the bunny screaming and came busting in here thinking i was dying.

Ahah, reminds me of a friend of mine. On the day of our prom, she kept begging her boyfriend to kill her rabbit. Talk about a mood killer.

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4-chan is a website...if you don't know of it, then you wouldn't understand why he/she called them a '4-chan idiot'

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I'm pretty sure boatkicker knows what 4chan is. In fact I think most people do. Doesn't mean it's not the stupidest phrase boatkicker's ever heard. I personally think it was a pretty stupid thing to say, too.

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Ahahah he definately is. Doesn't explain how he has a girlfriend though... OP, is your name "Hand" by any chance?

Am I the only one getting sick of these "Today, I was upset so I told my boyfriend to cheer me up. Blah blah blah sent/gave me something even more upsetting. FML" Fmls?

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