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By Anonymous - / Sunday 29 September 2013 04:12 / United States
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#24, I am single, 32, have 3 cats, no kids, my own house, a new car and an awesome job! Sometimes the crazy cat lady thing works out well!

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Well with those bomb-ass friends of your dressed up as scantily-clad Mario characters, who would be lonely?

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So, if your relationship just ended that is a bad thing if you are in your 20s? Not finding the right person yet is classed as a bad thing?

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I am 25 and single. I love it! My last relationship was just horrible. I don't mind if I stay single for a good long time.

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I'm only 19 but I'm in the same boat as # 46. My last relationship wasn't very good, and the one before that was emotionally abusive. I want to stay single for a long time.

I guess it's time to step up your game, OP. I'm sure if you give a hobo a few bucks he'll be willing to do a video chat with you and your mother.

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Or send the next picture of you kissing the girl AND your boyfriend, with golden_warrior fapping in the background. Foolproof.

Hopefully she was kidding. If not, the look on your mom's face when you come to visit with your boyfriend (if you do it), will be pretty priceless.

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I can imagine the mother interrogating the boyfriend. "How much is she paying you? Drop the act and I can pay you double."

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Hell, I'D denounce my girlfriend if the price was right! Then I'd just take her to a nice dinner using her mom's money and have apology sex. Win across the board!

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It makes me think the OP's mother is speaking from experience and she herself had a pretty hard time to get a BF.

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