Miscellaneous: Today, I tested the new taps in the shower, with my head. Yep,... - FML

By gahdamnit - 28/05/2010 13:18 - Australia

Today, I tested the new taps in the shower, with my head. Yep, they're strong enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By dripping sink - 30/12/2009 16:34 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 19:34 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

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By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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By Ndanick1193 - 17/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By sstahpp - 20/08/2015 21:24 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Tree96 0

Monday 13 February 2012 6:39

Bitter much? Some people don't know way taps are. Calm the f*ck down.

sniper5502 2

Friday 28 May 2010 21:48

for all you ra-tards out there he slipped in the shower and hit the fossits which Hurt

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Dopeyrox 0

Friday 28 May 2010 19:19

I don't get it either

RosaOnThis 0

Friday 28 May 2010 19:19

What's the fml? It was painful? :S

ChivalrousZombie 0

Friday 28 May 2010 19:21

Yep, that hurts! Soap and slick floors are a bad mix.

brainonska08 0

Friday 28 May 2010 19:23

ydi because I also have no idea what you are talking about.

Plusbits 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:25

Well that's retarded American logic for you. Why not grab a dictionary and look up a few words now and again? You might just prove the rest of the world wrong for once. Basically, OP fell in the shower, smacked his/her head off the faucet (or taps as the rest of the world calls them) and obviously they didn't move. Not hard, morons.

NoodleBurger 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:30

love your answer!

Tree96 0

Monday 13 February 2012 6:39

Bitter much? Some people don't know way taps are. Calm the f*ck down.

rohosoccer08 1

Friday 28 May 2010 19:23

15 are those contacts?

mrguy266 0

Friday 28 May 2010 19:24

I think we need to smile and nod...

wreckem881 0

Friday 28 May 2010 19:24

you stuck your head under the FAUCET, the water pressure was high and it kinda hurt. this is what we re dealin with

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 28 May 2010 20:27

Your pic cracks me up every time. Possibly because you look a bit wasted, and phone case kinda looks like a styrafoam cup. So at first glance you seem to be toasting the photographer. It makes me imagine all if your posts being said in a drunken slurred voice.

marylovesyou8D 7

Friday 28 May 2010 21:51

lol 41 I see it! haha that made me lol.

fuckyourlife98 0

Friday 28 May 2010 23:56

No

Dr_Uglord 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 0:53

a drunken slurred Sylvester Stallone's voice. lmao I can see it. he kinda looks like Sly too

BlueTwist89 0

Friday 28 May 2010 19:25

Don't get it :(. Can someone explain?

funshit123 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 1:15

i thought he tested the flow of water with his penis head.

mkitwipotter 0

Friday 28 May 2010 19:26

lmao OP!

Notjustanother1 0

Friday 28 May 2010 19:31

strong enough for what? you could be talking about numerous things

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