By Scarred Nephew - 10/05/2016 22:28 - United States - Allen

Today, I surprise-visited my uncle after not seeing him for 4 years because of college. When he opened the door to his house, he was wearing Crocs. Of course, that would have been completely fine if it weren't for the fact that they were the only thing he was wearing. FML
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Same thing different taste

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forget crocs and socks...crocs and cocks!

He wasnt the only one who got a suprise haha . OP's just wasnt as pleasant. I know that was a sore sight too see, sorry OP

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saffy66 34

He was probably on a mission to discourage cold callers.

Maybe, he was expecting your aunt. Or a hooker !!!

ahh give him a break op he was wearing his rubber masterbastion shoes and probably didn't expect anyone to interrupt anyways you had to see a **** from a relative, FYL

I want to thank everyone for not using the phrase 'eye bleach'. May it R.I.P.

Crocs are like getting a ******* from a guy. It feels good until you look down and realize that you're gay

Is his name Jack? Did you help him off the horse?