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Did you ask her for ear sex?
Deja Vu....
So in hindsight, telling her "I want to **** you SO BAD" was probably not the best thing to say to her huh?
Works for me...
In what world is sex unnatural? Its about as natural as one can get.
Have you seen family guy? Time for some ear sex.
AHA... What. Talk about lame excuses a la max.
Ummm what?? Its "unnatural"?? Thats why 99% of creatures do it (less those who reproduce asexually). Seems like everything in nature gets it except her.
Well, maybe she's UNnatural. For all we know, at the end, he could have peeled her face off to reveal an electronic panel with flashing diodes.
As far as you know op can be an axe murderer.
Maybe she has a moral objection to sex and thinks that anything that enters her body below her waist is a crime Then again, she could be about 8... Or a future nun... Or a ******* pleb...
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What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...
It's unnatural? Oh shit.