By baby, baby no - 09/11/2012 18:39 - United States - Ladys Island

Today, I stepped outside the house with my wife. She looked up at the sky and asked me in all seriousness if stars are man-made. FML
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alexhaz64 4

She'd probably be really into astrology by the sound of it...

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james2398 6

Wow actually there are some stars made in a lab that actually cause fusion in a bubble it call the star in a jar

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BusinessTurtle 8

If they created full-sized stars in a lab on Earth, we'd all be dead.

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james2398 6

Yes or we will have our own little fun with them and make them worship us as gods

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unknown_user5566 26

95- How would we make a star, which does not have a brain or any other human-like features, worship us?

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gracehi 31

Pssssshhh! What a moron! Everyone knows that stars are fire flies that got stuck up there in that big bluish black thing!

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redbluegreen 40

I would think most people would know where that quote is from.

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gracehi 31

Ah, yes, Timon. The great astronomer.

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P374RD3D 9

I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.

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gracehi 31

Oh silly, 47. Still, at least you're not as stupid as this one guy I met, who thought they were the great kings of the past watching over us! HA HA HA!!!

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skittles_fairy07 4

Could I borrow some weapons? I've got a... "zombie" problem to take care of... >_>

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gracehi 31

How bout I just take care of those walkers for you?

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skittles_fairy07 4

Yes. Please do. It would be greatly appreciated.

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cniesen2 1

Maybe it had some metaphoric.... No, nope. Your wife's an idiot

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Aaron810 6

Wow she didn't know they're man made?! Lol ur wife's an idiot!

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

If you're going to make even a joke about someone idiocy, at least check your punctuation (comma after "Wow") and spell out words completely (your*).

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mpsteve137 15

They're our ancestors lookin down on us. Says mufassa.

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rattusrattus 18

I was told they were baby teeth in the sky. I stopped believing this around the time my baby teeth started falling out.

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Welshite 39

Noor, that's classified information. I'd be watching my back if I were you.

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Acik91 26

Or she's just that stupid. You'd be suprised.

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james2398 6

I remember when I was 5 my mom said they were diamonds in the night sky then I always said why dont we take them there is plenty know one would notice

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