Miscellaneous: Today, I stayed up all night working on a paper that was due...

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By deadxmanxwalking - 12/04/2016 14:10 - United States - Holland

Today, I stayed up all night working on a paper that was due the next day. I went to bed at 3:30 in the morning, making sure my alarm was set for 6:40. When I woke up, it was 9:55, I missed the class I stayed up all night for. FML

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