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By redfox1997 - 23/03/2016 23:59 - United States

Today, I started work after job-hunting and interviewing with no luck for over a year. I also realized that my boss is a huge Donald Trump supporter and he wonders "when [the American people] are going to realize that [Muslims] aren't our friends." I want to quit, but I can't afford to. FML

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