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Well, you're lucky you weren't actually allergic to the point of going into anaphylactic shock. Dying would have been a terrible way to start, and end, your new job.

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That's like a lifeguard forgetting their bathing suit. It's nearly impossible. How could you not remember?

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I can picture the bee from DickFigures screaming in the background "IM FREEEE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!!!"

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Yeah... I don't think he was allergic... When your hands get stung like 'crazy' they will tend to swell up... If you are allergic you'd be dead - also how do you get that job not knowing if you're allergic or not. Take an allergy test

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85, not everyone knows if they're allergic to bees or not, some people find out when they do get stung, that's how my uncle learned he was allergic to bees

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Yeah, good idea. I suggest becoming a neurosurgeon, or perhaps you could defuse unexploded bombs in Iraq. Nothing that requires you to remember anything though, mkay?

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I think putting gloves on would be Bee Basics 101. I'm sorry you got stung though. Be more careful next time.

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Anyone want to make the "bored blonde? Don't you mean: bottle blonde" or "brainless" or "Britney-Spears-wanna-be-but-not-intelligent-enough-to-actually-achieve" joke? No.... Hmm.... Really? Okay *shrugs* whatever :/

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