By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 10:58 - United States

Today, I started an awesome job with competitive pay. I also found out that the place is closing its doors in June. FML
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goldenone 2

you having this job makes it easier to find another.

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marinus_fml 19

Stick to the job! you have 6 months to find another one! No rush.

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DocBastard 38

Not all strip clubs survive. You'll find another, even sleazier one.

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

if you need any recommendations, I'm sure docbastard knows the sleaziest ones around. ;) it'll help if you're either a dwarf or have a prosthesis of some sort.

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Schizomaniac 24

OOOOOOOOOOHHH. And the response?

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DocBastard 38

Schitzo, please. I'm much more mature than that. If you're looking for a nasty comeback, you won't get one here. Fact is, I own several strip clubs which cater to all sorts of fetishes. FMLiest knows me well, as he is my best customer.

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sourgirl101 28

Chris Rock says there is "No Sex (in the Champagne Room)"

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DocBastard 38

Why did someone click the "thumbs down" on FMLiest? His comment totally trumped mine. *clicks thumbs up*

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Volley and return. FMLiest? Ball's in your court. *clicks on thumbs up for both*

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mintcar 9

Aw, bummer. Well, look for a job while working this one. You'll be fine.

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wouter320 0

Just wait till it closes and then find another job

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iheartglasses 0

Haha Doc :) But yes OP, it does suck that you found a good job thats closing. On the other hand, like most commenters are saying, you can look for a new job in plenty time while still making money

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qtbabe127 22

put in as many hours as possible, and because u did so well in this job, you'll be hired relatively quickly.

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rebwonders 0

at least you know ahead of time! It takes a job to get a job, so happy hunting. also you can really show a future employer what a valuable employee you are by how you handle this situation.

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catatonicsleep 17

Work hard and get a good reference then it should be easier to get a new job

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Well, at least you have a great job until then! Enjoy it while it lasts and take that time to find another promising job.

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