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By anthonydpalm - 07/04/2016 03:27 - United States - Bruner
Today, I spilled a container of peanuts on the floor. Since I didn't feel like cleaning it up, I led my dog over to the pile so that he could quickly devour it. Turns out peanuts give my dog stomach problems. Long story short I'm currently scraping explosive diarrhea off of my living room walls. FML