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By Pruned fingers - 16/07/2016 01:34 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I spent two hours washing the dishes. This is because my asshole of a brother would eat extremely small rations of food at a time to create more work for me. My parents didn't even notice. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 17 July 2016 13:11

A ration is a unit of measurement that is effectively synonymous with portions. Both refer to an amount of food given to or taken by a person. Ration does have a more military tone to it, but is still perfectly valid as a word choice in this case.

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CeejV 15

Sunday 17 July 2016 7:33

Portions*

GhostFox 33

Sunday 17 July 2016 13:11

A ration is a unit of measurement that is effectively synonymous with portions. Both refer to an amount of food given to or taken by a person. Ration does have a more military tone to it, but is still perfectly valid as a word choice in this case.

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