Miscellaneous: Today, I spent two hours tearing my room apart looking for a...

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By crownedcrazy - 26/03/2016 16:06 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I spent two hours tearing my room apart looking for a document I need to go and file my taxes. Now my room is a mess, I missed the appointment, I have to head to work and I still haven't found the paper. FML

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