Miscellaneous: Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

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Brain fart

By Username - 09/06/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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On the run

By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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Scavengers

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By oh no - 06/06/2016 15:45 - United States - Rochester

Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML

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SenGaeriel 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:52

Are you blond?

MutherFuther099 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:54

That happened to me before..

Comments

Wheredidgrungego 12

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:02

Plan on not reproducing either. There's already enough stupidity in the world.

instnt1nfction 17

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:52

So do you want me to cut off your balls, or do you want to do yourself

bitchesbecrazy2 4

Sunday 9 October 2011 0:55

Although it's a very small amount, we also got enough v-neck wearing fags bitching about everything

bitchesbecrazy2 4

Sunday 9 October 2011 0:57

How did a big space get there, when there wasn't one when I hit send

legresley85 1

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:02

Also I'm adding to your comment

Elemental45 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:04

that happened to me yesterday..

legresley85 1

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:07

Most of the blondes out in the world today are actually dyed that color and really have natural black, brown or red hair. People should find out the actual hair color of a stupid person before just assuming it's a blonde. You know what they say when you assume something....

SirWrangler 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:18

You make an ass out of you and me!

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:40

That You are making an assumption....?

caitlyndeon18 10

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:35

I'm naturally blond and I'm smart. I'm an honor student & get all 90s so not all blonds are dumb lol

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:50

Blond is generally referring to a man. Blonde with the "e" would be referencing the hair color of a woman, you honor student you?! :D

_Vamp_ 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 0:45

When you find another like me, please let me know. I'M LONELY! Ha joking but really I've seen a grand total of maybe 11 or 12 true red heads in person in my lifetime. You say red like it's common. Because if it was I wouldn't be known as the vampire of my previously attended highschool, hence the nickname. On the plus side I got to scare children in the hallways who've heard rumors of people disappearing :) lol

leftovercrack 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 5:36

Really dude..

drummerchic14 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 5:59

HAH yesss winnn

drummerchic14 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:00

to 81

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 10 October 2011 8:21

20 that's the point. People say "dumb blonde" referring to attitudes of people who bleach their hair and overprocess everything.

iluvfmls456 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:08

We all do it;)

grattow96 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:18

Haha it's like having sunglasses on the top of your head and not knowing where they are

Panther1983 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:23

Ahh the effects of using Mary Jane. Maybe next time you will remember to smoke after your phone call. YDI

perdix 29

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:25

The friend said, "I'll help you find it -- I'll dial your number." The OP replied, "That won't work because I won't hear it since I'm on the phone..."