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By Steven - 28/02/2016 21:07 - United States

Today, I somehow failed to notice a spider and her egg sac were hiding in my beard. I finally did notice when hundreds of baby spiders suddenly started swarming from my beard in the middle of my board meeting, forcing me to hurriedly shave it using my boss's nail scissors. FML
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JosephKorso 15

Well, if it was getting to that point, it was time for a shave anyways. Sucks that you had to find out like that, though.

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creativelexi 20

Exactly what I was thinking lol

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fatgummybear 13

#1 what if he has like a thick beard and the spider got there when he was sleeping and the spider hold onto something or was like somekinda safespot when he took a shower or something? Please dont hate me for this comment

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h00tzForOsi 20

Am I the only one who noticed the "L" is missing from the end of his fmL?

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mohamed_H 21

This sounds like the beginning of a horror movie

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Jackimo98 24

It might not be improper hygiene and it was only in there that day

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Feklfekl2222 32

I'm guessing he walked into a web earlier that same day, and the sac got caught. I imagine it's easily done

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Stephencharis 14

Damnn....this is too graphic....now I'm never gonna keep a beard...

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jigglypuff34 16

I usually give the benefit of the doubt on FML, but I have a tough time believing this one...

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SorrowsReward 27

Queue redundant "queue incoming 'burn it with fire' comments!" comments!

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boosiepie 7

That's disgusting if true. However sounds like a lie.

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JosephKorso 15

Well, if it was getting to that point, it was time for a shave anyways. Sucks that you had to find out like that, though.

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NeatNit 32

If anyone fainted, you've found the arachnophobe :D

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

I'm feeling queasy just reading this >_<

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