By cock sauce - / Saturday 9 June 2012 21:15 / Switzerland - Luzern
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  Calyx_fml  |  31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment


The magical thing with slow-motion is the fact that you're going so slow that you can only hear a faint sound of wind. Hehe, thank you >u< I like yours too. That outfit is adorable.

  kittenvks  |  28

Or OP could simply say he felt queasy and stepped outside for some fresh air and that CRAZY BITCH (that's how I'd put it) locked him out and said she'd tell their parents he was sneaking out all because he wouldn't give her the last Oreo (or something similar) ... A lot of parents would fall for that, and revenge would be had. Though I still think it's a YDI because OP shouldn't have been sneaking out any way


66 - If he was out then he was probably dressed nicely or casually or whatever. His parents would be a little suspicious if he actually got dressed in regular clothes at night, just for fresh air.


Today, while at work, I mustered up the courage to talk to a cute girl. I asked her name, to which I replied with mine and that it was nice to meet her. She followed up with a dirty look and the fact she hates anyone with my name. FML

By I'mMike / Saturday 1 August 2015 20:19 / United States - Sebastian

Today, a customer approached me, smiling and asked what kind of cheese was in our cheddar cheese balls. Thinking he was joking, I laughed and said "swiss." He ordered, found they were indeed cheddar cheese, and reported me. FML

By bandaidstations - / Monday 17 August 2015 03:33 / United States - Pittsburgh
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