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By breebree-0 - / Sunday 4 March 2012 19:36 / United States
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By  DocBastard  |  38

Did you think the mucus had magically disappeared? Where the hell did you think it had gone? "Well shit, I can't find my car in the parking garage. I guess it's just gone. I won't bother looking." Dumbass.

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  bubo_fml  |  10

At least it didn't wind up on your ham-booger!!

By  aFreedom127  |  9

Uhhhh...you have dried snot on your shirt.

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Now OP has to pass around fliers saying: "Some of you may have seen me walking around with what appeared to be dried snot on my shirt yesterday. Now I assure you it wasn't. My very sexy wife and I were doing a bit of roll play where guacamole was involved, and I never got a chance to clean up. Carry on."

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  LaColombianita  |  26

I'd rather have someone tell me. It doesn't necessarily have to be in front of all your co workers. He/she could pull you aside to inform you of whatever it is they're telling you. At least you don't have to get home and be like "oh my gosh I wonder how long I had that there for."

By  nofearjenshere  |  12

That awkward moment when your snot misses the tissue.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Did you think the mucus had magically disappeared? Where the hell did you think it had gone? "Well shit, I can't find my car in the parking garage. I guess it's just gone. I won't bother looking." Dumbass.

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  LiveLaughFML  |  10

maybe OP thought it had ended up on the floor or somewhere else? even though that idea alone is pretty gross, i suppose it would be better if it ended up on the floor rather than on your clothing (with the exception of cleaning it up, of course.)

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  LaColombianita  |  26

I thought people already learned not to eat when reading FML's... I don't even see why people get grossed out so easily anyways when reading some of these.. Maybe that's just me.

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