Intimacy: Today, I slipped in my washroom and fractured an ankle. I slipped...

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By aconsultant - 18/05/2016 06:55 - India - New Delhi

Today, I slipped in my washroom and fractured an ankle. I slipped on my own cum, while jerking off. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 18 May 2016 22:42

Yep, no sympathy here at all. This would be a big YDI if we had such a button.

lazylahma 10

Thursday 19 May 2016 5:41

You better come up with a damned good story to tell I would not recommend telling people how this really happened

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False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 18 May 2016 22:42

Yep, no sympathy here at all. This would be a big YDI if we had such a button.

AlexOrban 17

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:56

I am a best comment?! :-)

musdesimd 18

Thursday 19 May 2016 3:38

Not if i can help it

lazylahma 10

Thursday 19 May 2016 5:41

You better come up with a damned good story to tell I would not recommend telling people how this really happened

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