Transportation: Today, I showed up at 5 am for a flight that doesn't leave until...

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By Itineranthuman - 03/06/2016 14:50 - United States - Dallas

Today, I showed up at 5 am for a flight that doesn't leave until 11. It wouldn't be so bad if the "waiting area" weren't outdoors, in the south Texas sun and heat. FML.

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UnicornLife 5

Saturday 4 June 2016 17:36

If this was any time recently (within the last 2 weeks) I call BS because it has been pouring and flooding.

fourscore 10

Saturday 4 June 2016 5:37

That sound like it might be your fault.

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fourscore 10

Saturday 4 June 2016 5:37

That sound like it might be your fault.

UnicornLife 5

Saturday 4 June 2016 17:36

If this was any time recently (within the last 2 weeks) I call BS because it has been pouring and flooding.

dontmindme7 9

Saturday 4 June 2016 18:06

True lol

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