Love: Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message...

By anon - 17/07/2015 07:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By scribbles1475 - 15/12/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

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GreyJedi 10

Friday 17 July 2015 16:10

I guess that means he thinks you're one in a minion.

TheBitchSlayer 12

Friday 17 July 2015 16:02

If your love means minions to him you are the most important and greatest thing in his life

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Colon_Man 17

Friday 17 July 2015 16:38

He's just saying that he's a super villain, now.

talking_toilet 19

Friday 17 July 2015 17:03

He's a keeper

Wizardo 33

Friday 17 July 2015 17:05

BANANAAAAAA!

barlos88 19

Friday 17 July 2015 17:12

Some people express emotion and sentiment through pictures not words

chuchusheep 19

Friday 17 July 2015 17:14

sometimes men arent good at showing affection and it could be he just felt awkward, but thought it was sweet and didnt know how to respond.

Alsalman 4

Friday 17 July 2015 17:25

Haha

LycanGod 27

Friday 17 July 2015 17:27

was It just a minion? or did it have a message? or was it holding something? come on OP we need ya to elaborate

TheChickenLord 11

Friday 17 July 2015 17:40

I am sick of those things.

Sencilia101 31

Friday 17 July 2015 18:21

Banana!

xDeadlyBlade99x 9

Friday 17 July 2015 18:24

ahahahahaha omg lol

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