Intimacy: Today, I sent my girlfriend a dick pic. But girls share everything,...

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 22:06 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, I sent my girlfriend a dick pic. But girls share everything, so she decided to send it to her best friend, who just so happens to be the girlfriend of my best friend. Now he's pissed at her for having a picture of my dick on her phone. FML

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