By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 18:32 - United States

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Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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st0815 9

Getting married just for sex seems retarded. If she doesn't feel enough desire for you to have sex with you - find another girl. No point going from a joyless bf/gf relationship to a joyless marriage.

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Cyrus00 41

I'm guessing they have sex, she was just having a laugh. A very good laugh.

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Cinn_fml 22

I found that quite funny, she seems to have a good sense of humour/wit etc. I suppose it does depend on how long you guys have been dating. But I still thinks it's a good response.

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Cinn_fml 22

I know I'm probably going to regret this, but get you started on what?

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Cinn_fml 22

I never got an answer to my question! :o Either that, or it got modded before I was able to see it, like so many. :P Chaos - I kind of agree, but what if they've been dating for upwards of three years, would it still be a bad thing if she was serious? I know this is speculation, but surely it'd make a difference?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'm curious... How would you describe OP's actions then, oc? Both could be considered nagging if the sender was serious.

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jess2gd4u 0

you girlfriend is a crack up!!!!! funny lady!

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BadKitty13 28

LOL !!!!! WIN FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND !!!!! :O

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Driveshaft 5

sounds like she's a good catch! put a ring on it, not really an fml, and ydi!

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labudamike 6

like some dumb bitch once said "if u like it put a ring on it"

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Slinkydalatg 6

Ouch. Damn dude how long have y'all been together.

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mandapanda27 5

Hands down, your girlfriend WINS! I needed that laugh!

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rasta_pasta 4

i love how if the OP had been a chick and the significant other had been a man shooting her down in favor of some other compensation they'd be screaming for him to be drawn and quartered.

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Schizomaniac 24

I love it too. I love it very much. I love it so much that I would take it on a romantic date and serenade it with beautiful piano music, and then hold it in my arms like there was no tomorrow. I wouldn't stop there, oh no I wouldn't. I love it so ******* much that I would make sweet love to it in the dark, and make it scream my name. I ******* LOVE it. I want to ******* be with it forever.

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