Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized... - FML

By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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roflcopter657 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:01

thats just sad... enjoy your hand.

IllegalLight 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:09

Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?

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SirAlan 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:17

was u in the bathroom at the time?!

casey6492 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:17

pics or it didn't happen

tWitt3rBuG 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:21

Don't you have access to ****? (He didn't mention reality vs pics!) Dude that's creepy & sad! FYL indeed!

dearViena 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:24

#12 are you stupid? i'm sure he ran and got a camera when he saw her. dumbass and this isn't such a big deal. sex is overrated so don't worry. you just haven't found the right girl yet :]

k34nu 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:10

Someone doesn't get laid enough then....

potatoebee 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 15:38

^^sex is an extremely valuable thing that god gave us only for married couples. It is not a game! No, not everyone watches ****, and no, not everyone is a trashy **** like you. I think it is great that he keeps his virginity In a world full of people like you.

aero_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:24

#10: What's the sexual difference between being single and married?

YDIdouche 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:27

So sick of these "first time I ever saw someone naked and I'm 20+" FMLs. Maybe you'd get laid if you got off the computer. ~_~

chunkofchange 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:33

16 has it right. honestly if its that big a deal, do something about it. no sympathy

brens 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:38

hah! hand in the bathroom right after she gets out???lolsss! guys do that like all the time right??

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:42

why do you think we have internet?

bonafidehustler 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:50

LOL @ #12 I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what, you're a 24 year old virgin?

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