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By roobb - / Sunday 9 August 2009 23:11 / Canada
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you should have gone through with it and introduced yourself "hi im emma's bf, you must be her dad, it's nice to meet you sir" = WIN

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And you didn't even bother to squeeze in for a steamy three some? Oh boy do ydi or what?

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Why would you turn around? That's just weird. Today I was making out with a girl when her boyfriend came. Then he just left. FML. Wow that sucked, can somebody help me out with a better reverse fml?

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Today, as I passionately made out to this girl I had just only met at a Wetzel Pretzels, I noticed a guy walking towards us. He took a few glances over before hastily walking off the other way. I quickly took this opportunity to squeeze the girl's breasts without the guy looking. FHL

LOL. That sucks! this reminds of the movie 'Big Daddy'.. If it's any consolation, they both ended up working in hooters in the movie xD

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I thought of that movie too! And it's kind of an obscure film. (At least I never heard of it until I saw it.)

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So it's not okay to call someone stupid, but it's okay to call someone an asshole? I'm really not sure what your point is here. Either you can insult people, or you can't.

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Personally I would rather be called stupid over assh*le...well actually I prefer "b!tch" because, really, in that certain time in each month, every girl can be a female dog. But certainly, ma'am, I am not someones' poop hole! (Even though you weren't calling ME one... I'm just saying! Who wants to be called that?)

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