Kids: Today, I saw my daughter using the pink washcloth in the bathroom...

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By ariel5389 - 29/01/2016 18:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I saw my daughter using the pink washcloth in the bathroom to wash her face in the morning. I guess I should find something else to dry my vibrator off with. FML

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