Today, I saw my crush on campus and decided to give him a quick...

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By pleaseleaveyourmessageatthetone - 21/04/2017 13:51 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I saw my crush on campus and decided to give him a quick call. Instead of a nice conversation with the possibility of hanging out, I got to see him reject the call. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 23 April 2017 17:02

People sometimes just don't want to talk. And that's also kind of creepy, on your end.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 23 April 2017 17:02

People sometimes just don't want to talk. And that's also kind of creepy, on your end.

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